Taylor swifts vagina.
Probably . It's literally like Chris Brown beat the slut into her.
I deleted my myspace account
The only people who get more pussy then me are cat hoarders. Looks like you need and animal intervention.
#realityshowskanyeisworkingon
it is a creature which roams the earth alone. it is half man, half bear, and half pig! some people say that manbearpig isn't real. well, i'm here to tell you now, manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists and I've had sex with it. I give it a 4
If there is one thing Kanye knows about it's pussies. On a different note yes cats are good at making hilarious videos for the internet.
My internet went down because Time Warner Cable said Kanyepida is taking up to much bandwidth. And to think I was just trying to upload one dickpic
Grab yourself a pregnancy test and go to the bathroom. Pee on the test. While your waiting for the results ask yourself one question: "Have I had sex with Kanye?" If that answer is yes. Please direct all further questions to my lawyer.
You try getting grade A coke from anyone else.
Makes my rhymes stick to your brain.
Because Kanye doesn't believe in things that bleed for 7 days and don't die.
I think the general public knows that sometimes I wear midgets as hats because I can. And that makes them jealous.
Whenever I'm not usin' my computer I just get 2 naked chicks to dance in front of my screen.
The whiskey-soaked novel with hints of Kerouak, Hunter S. Thompson and Bukowski about a guy named Jules that gets caught up in the dirtier things that L.A. has to offer, just so he can get back with his one and only girl? No, I haven't.
No I like Fish Dicks. Why is everyone so confused over this.
Beats by Dre headphones.
use both hands.
I could buy your house, have it demolished, take the rubble, melt it down, and craft it into a toilet. Then I would give that toilet to my Butler. Do you know why? Because I don't have time to shit on you.
No, I was speaking in hyperboleez. The best video of all time is this one
Who told you about that. You take your pants off once in HS and suddenly everyone's talking about it.
Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Ibiza and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Kanye, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Kanye, Kanye, oh, Kanye, Kanyiee, Kanyiee, Kanye, Kanye! But if he's been murdered by hot LA 10 models who are crystal meth tweakers.. then I guess it really was just a regular Wednesday night.
Let me answer your question with another question. Does your dog have his own AmEx Black Card?
No. If I want to make a girl orgasm I rap on their clitty. One time I rapped a full 16 bars and the girl passed out and almost died. So now I just stick with 8.
It's like every time I go down on a girl she is getting an extremely expensive, temporary Vajazzling.
The only things Kanye blows are minds...
That or the machine they used to encrust my intestine with diamonds. That shit is dope! (Pun intended)
Other then the fact that we are both Batman...No.
I've performed in over 30 countries and been all over the world. At no time did it take me any longer than 30 hours. When I travel:
-I pop 2.5 bottles of Cristal for every 1 honey-dip I have with me.
-I normally travel with at least 10 honey-dips
-I drink for at least half the time
-I also drink 2x as much if I'm jetlagged
-There's approximately 2 hours of jetlag for every 10 hours.
Based off those facts, I drink 1.47 bottles of Cristal for every square kilometer. Since I drink 750 bottles of christal per round the world journey, the earth is approximately, 510,072,000 km2
no but girls have proposed to my dick before.
Kanye occasionally enjoys a salty snack with surprise ending.
Album sales
What's monogamy and how much can I buy it for? Also can I wear it on my wrist?
1) Drop Out
2) Create Beats
3) Become an international Superstar
4) Buy a School
5) Enroll in your own school
6) Give yourself straight A's
gods can't get chicks pregnant. I did it once...they wrote a book about it (the bible).
Cause they're nervous that their kids won't grow up to be as dope as Kanye.
Sorry Charlie Sheen, last time we hung out you tried to make me snort the draw bridge off of the coke castle you built. You're just too out of this world for me.
let me break it down with an equation ax^2+2kx+c=0
where
a = my rap career
x = my fashion sense
c = the money I have
0 = the money you have
based off that, the answer is a little less than infinity but more than the biggest number you're capable of thinking of.
- 1 of 746
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and that's the story of how I got crabs.